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clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

(via s-bruklyn)

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minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.
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be-a-serial-killer:

white girl blog
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18 hours ago

gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

(via guy)

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18 hours ago

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

(via guy)

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18 hours ago

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(Source: undress-thebarbiee, via chloeemegan)

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baberuthlessx:

hot-fucking-box:

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

trooper

My boyfriend deserves atleast 12 of these. He’s perfect.
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oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

(via guy)

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